Issue 22P
News: PETA. I know many of my readers may think that PETA is a crusader for good, but, despite everything the McCartneys, Pamela Anderson, et. Al. say, PETA is not the way it seems. First off, I would like to point out a discrepancy in their name. Their Name stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, which implies that ethics is the same exact set of rules for all people, which it isn't. I don't believe that I should physically harm pets, but, and I believe most species across the world agree with me on this: Some species are good to eat. PETA has been known to picket Animal Shelters because they kill animals (because they kill animals who have been in too long, and try to do everything in their power to not kill them, so what are they supposed to do?). Now who does that Remind me of? He Said thinking of the Westboro Baptist Church. Back to PeTA and their fight against shelters, they probably want the shelters to free all the animals, including the ones that bite, and now, they will be blamed by the people of the city who don't work for PeTA. Although they want animals to be free, they want to do so by harassing people who disagree with them by use of violence and images of violence in meat packing factories, saying that Animals are Slaves, while millions of people in the Pacific are working as slaves in foreign countries for International Corporations.
And Eating Meat and Cruelty to animals is just the tip of the Iceberg. They Also Hate:
*Fishing (Which I never did nor plan to do)
*Circuises (Which I've never gone to)
*Dog Shows (I liked Best in Show)
*Horseback Riding (I don't really like riding horseback)
* Zoos (Which I like)
*Seeing Eye Dogs (Which help the blind)
*Pets (I have a pet dog)
*Honey (Which I do hate)
*Animal Testing (Which has helped many people, including PeTa's VP)
So, to all you people who own pets and Donate to PeTA thinking that they are just another organization like the AHS, you are being a hypocrite. Also, they actually support people financially who firebomb dissenters for their beliefs. Finally, they once bought a $9370 10x20 Walk-in Frezer, which was for 1325 Dead animals that they Euthanized at their Headquarters. So, everybody, PeTA is the largest group of Hypocrites by Far I know of in both Hypocrisy and Number: 3/4 Million.
Film Idea: Actually, a Novel Idea that is a spoof of a book I read and hated entitled The Five People You Meet In Heaven. My Spoof is called The Seven Dwarves you meet in Hell. In it, after having a heart attack brought on by a Flash Screamer, Cthulhu Jones answers to 7 people he knew on Earth, but each has metamorphasized into a Dwarf and is head of their own Hell, which varies only by Colour Schemes. Each one tells Cthulhu about the meaningless of life.
Review: Sunset Boulevard. In this 110-minute film, William Holden plays a screenwriter who narrates the story of his Hollywood Career and his relationship with Gloria Swanson. With its fascinating portrayal of life in Hollywood and star studded cast, it is no wonder that it is considtently in the Top 250 on IMDB.
Quote of the Day: "I hate Morrisey so much that if Morrisey says 'Don't Eat Meat', then I'll Eat meat. "
_____Robert Smith.
Link of the Day: lostfrog.org
A collection of bizarre photoshops related to a child's poster for a frog.
Tract Review: T-Z
The Terminator- A simple David and Goliath Tract.
That Crazy Guy- A girl has premarital sex and gets gonorrhea and AIDS. Chick tells the Evils of Condoms.
The Theif- A man is robbed and he converts the theif to Christianity.
The Thing- A mexican woman is possessed by a Demon and is Exorcised. Read for the Shyamalanesque Twist at the end.
This Was Your Life- The chick Publications Classic about a man whose life is reviewed by Angels.
Tiny Shoes- As his son dies of an infection, a Mexican drinks until he is Saved by Christ.
Titanic- Not related that much to the film of the same name, a man boards the Titanic, and rejects God and goes to hell.
The Traitor- Stereotyping Hindi as Pagans since 1990.
The Trap- This shows the Evils of Reincarnation.
The Trial- A Priest, Minister, a Rabbi and An Imam walk into a Courthouse. They are seen condemning a girl because She gave a girl a piece of paper saying "John 14:6". This is sort of like Karka's Trial, but the defendant has a puropse in the Courtroom.
The Trick- Ladies and Gentlemen, the Satanic conspiracy to kill people on Halloween, mentioned in at least 5 other tracts is revealed.
The True Path- Like One Way, but for the Native Americans.
Trust me- A teen gets high, arrested, raped, and HIV'd and dies just after reading a Tract.
The Tycoon- A Buddhist dies, while Chick prpetuates the misconception that Buddhism is a religion. It is really a philosophy.
Unloved- As a man's development is shown from childhood is contrasted with his Sister's great life, he is saved by a Friend.
the visitors- Two mormons learn about their Church.
The Wall- A tract with a NASCAR theme. You know Chick must be desperate when he is prosceletyzing to Rednecks.
The Warning- A man tells how his father got saved when his overalls got stuck on barbed wire when he tried to go into snake-infested water. Then he talks about the biggest Snake attack in History as read in Genesis 3.
War zOne- An bully in an entire school of Delinquents is turned on to Christ when he steals a girl's Chick Tracts, one of which is this very tract.
What's Wrong with this Picture- A woman is offended at a Pacific Islander worshipping a Bird on a painting in a museum. Shows the value of Lightening up about paintings.
Where's Rabbi Waxman?- An Anti-Semitic Tract that states a Rabbi died in his sins with Fluid in his lungs after rejecting the New Testament.
Who Cares- In the 20th Bible Series Tract, A post 9/11 Muslim is beaten up and Bob Williams Tells him about the Good Samaritan.
Who me?- Chick shows the power of passing out Chick Tracts.
Who's Missing- In the 24th Bible Series Tract, Bob Talks about the Rapture.
Who murdered Clarise?- An Abortion Clinic Doctor is told about The Massacre of the Innocents, the Holocaust, and Abortion being the exact same thing.
Why is Mary Crying?- Because she is being Worshipped.
Why No Revival- In his First ever tract, Chick Talks about the conditions in this world for Christians, and ask for a revival.
The Word (Became Flesh)- Chick uses Bible Quotes to Explain JEsus.
Wordless Gospels- A man in the Target Group is seen speaking the Gospels to his people without words and he converts the entire tribe.
I will devote the next Tract Review to Those Tracts I cannot find online.
And Eating Meat and Cruelty to animals is just the tip of the Iceberg. They Also Hate:
*Fishing (Which I never did nor plan to do)
*Circuises (Which I've never gone to)
*Dog Shows (I liked Best in Show)
*Horseback Riding (I don't really like riding horseback)
* Zoos (Which I like)
*Seeing Eye Dogs (Which help the blind)
*Pets (I have a pet dog)
*Honey (Which I do hate)
*Animal Testing (Which has helped many people, including PeTa's VP)
So, to all you people who own pets and Donate to PeTA thinking that they are just another organization like the AHS, you are being a hypocrite. Also, they actually support people financially who firebomb dissenters for their beliefs. Finally, they once bought a $9370 10x20 Walk-in Frezer, which was for 1325 Dead animals that they Euthanized at their Headquarters. So, everybody, PeTA is the largest group of Hypocrites by Far I know of in both Hypocrisy and Number: 3/4 Million.
Film Idea: Actually, a Novel Idea that is a spoof of a book I read and hated entitled The Five People You Meet In Heaven. My Spoof is called The Seven Dwarves you meet in Hell. In it, after having a heart attack brought on by a Flash Screamer, Cthulhu Jones answers to 7 people he knew on Earth, but each has metamorphasized into a Dwarf and is head of their own Hell, which varies only by Colour Schemes. Each one tells Cthulhu about the meaningless of life.
Review: Sunset Boulevard. In this 110-minute film, William Holden plays a screenwriter who narrates the story of his Hollywood Career and his relationship with Gloria Swanson. With its fascinating portrayal of life in Hollywood and star studded cast, it is no wonder that it is considtently in the Top 250 on IMDB.
Quote of the Day: "I hate Morrisey so much that if Morrisey says 'Don't Eat Meat', then I'll Eat meat. "
_____Robert Smith.
Link of the Day: lostfrog.org
A collection of bizarre photoshops related to a child's poster for a frog.
Tract Review: T-Z
The Terminator- A simple David and Goliath Tract.
That Crazy Guy- A girl has premarital sex and gets gonorrhea and AIDS. Chick tells the Evils of Condoms.
The Theif- A man is robbed and he converts the theif to Christianity.
The Thing- A mexican woman is possessed by a Demon and is Exorcised. Read for the Shyamalanesque Twist at the end.
This Was Your Life- The chick Publications Classic about a man whose life is reviewed by Angels.
Tiny Shoes- As his son dies of an infection, a Mexican drinks until he is Saved by Christ.
Titanic- Not related that much to the film of the same name, a man boards the Titanic, and rejects God and goes to hell.
The Traitor- Stereotyping Hindi as Pagans since 1990.
The Trap- This shows the Evils of Reincarnation.
The Trial- A Priest, Minister, a Rabbi and An Imam walk into a Courthouse. They are seen condemning a girl because She gave a girl a piece of paper saying "John 14:6". This is sort of like Karka's Trial, but the defendant has a puropse in the Courtroom.
The Trick- Ladies and Gentlemen, the Satanic conspiracy to kill people on Halloween, mentioned in at least 5 other tracts is revealed.
The True Path- Like One Way, but for the Native Americans.
Trust me- A teen gets high, arrested, raped, and HIV'd and dies just after reading a Tract.
The Tycoon- A Buddhist dies, while Chick prpetuates the misconception that Buddhism is a religion. It is really a philosophy.
Unloved- As a man's development is shown from childhood is contrasted with his Sister's great life, he is saved by a Friend.
the visitors- Two mormons learn about their Church.
The Wall- A tract with a NASCAR theme. You know Chick must be desperate when he is prosceletyzing to Rednecks.
The Warning- A man tells how his father got saved when his overalls got stuck on barbed wire when he tried to go into snake-infested water. Then he talks about the biggest Snake attack in History as read in Genesis 3.
War zOne- An bully in an entire school of Delinquents is turned on to Christ when he steals a girl's Chick Tracts, one of which is this very tract.
What's Wrong with this Picture- A woman is offended at a Pacific Islander worshipping a Bird on a painting in a museum. Shows the value of Lightening up about paintings.
Where's Rabbi Waxman?- An Anti-Semitic Tract that states a Rabbi died in his sins with Fluid in his lungs after rejecting the New Testament.
Who Cares- In the 20th Bible Series Tract, A post 9/11 Muslim is beaten up and Bob Williams Tells him about the Good Samaritan.
Who me?- Chick shows the power of passing out Chick Tracts.
Who's Missing- In the 24th Bible Series Tract, Bob Talks about the Rapture.
Who murdered Clarise?- An Abortion Clinic Doctor is told about The Massacre of the Innocents, the Holocaust, and Abortion being the exact same thing.
Why is Mary Crying?- Because she is being Worshipped.
Why No Revival- In his First ever tract, Chick Talks about the conditions in this world for Christians, and ask for a revival.
The Word (Became Flesh)- Chick uses Bible Quotes to Explain JEsus.
Wordless Gospels- A man in the Target Group is seen speaking the Gospels to his people without words and he converts the entire tribe.
I will devote the next Tract Review to Those Tracts I cannot find online.
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