Issue 21

News: Satirising a Jack Chick Article at http://www.chick.com/bc/1999/abortion.asp

Would you say "Choose Life" in these 4 situations?
1. A 16-year old girl has an alchohol problem. She finds out she is pregnant with a child. She has no idea who the father is. Considering the idea that the booze will harm the baby, coupled with the fact that he has no father, what would you think?
2. A peasant woman who had 3 children die in infancy finds she is pregnant yet again. Considering that this son will most likely die also, what would you think?
3. A senior citizen with a heavy drinking problem has sex with his niece and is pregnant. All of their previous children did not reach adulthood. What would you think?
4. A woman is raped by a Satanic Presence and finds out she is pregnant. What would you think?

If you wanted mother #1 to keep her baby, You would have saved Charlie Manson, who killed 7 people in an attempt to start a race war which would never happen.
If you wanted mother #2 to keep her baby, You would have saved Josef Stalin, who killed even more people than Hitler.
If you Wanted mother #3 to keep her bay, You would have saved Adolf Hitler.
If you wanted mother #4 to keep her baby, you would have saved the title Character in the 1968 Roman Polanski film Rosemary's Baby. (Read: The Antichrist)

So if you are angry at people who believe in Abortion, just remember that these 4 people could have been aborted, but people like you had to stop them.

Film Idea: A chronicle of an increasingly eccentric New Mexico family from the Day of the Trinity Test to the present day.

Film Review: Agnes of God. Jane Fonda plays a Psychiatrist who stumbles onto a nunnery where one nun, played by Meg Tilly, seemingly has a Virgin Birth and is found with a dead infant in her room. Norman Jewison spins a Compelling tale set in the confines of a nunnery.

Quote of the Day: "Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy."
_________________Charlie Bucket.

Link of the Day: www.Stuntaz.com
The site of a fake gang.

Tract Review:
Party Girl- Satan Sabotages New Orleans Mardi Gras. One Girl is saved by her grandmother.

Passover Plot- The story of Exodus. With (some) Colour!

Payback- #14 in the Bible Series, this tract is about Cancer, Ahab, and Jezebel.

Peace Maker- This tract is about a policeman named Carter, who spends his time not spent punishing people for victimless Crimes comverting others to Christianity.

The Pilgrimages- Like the Previous Flight 144 tract, but only with Muslims.

Plagues- As in the Passover Plot, but without Colour.

Poor Little Witch- A teenage girl converts to Witchcraft and then to Fundementalist Christianity.

the Poor Pope?- Shows how the Pope is richer than Jesus was. Of course, this is just because the Pope actually had more than 12 followers in his lifetime.

The Present- A king tells his son to go out and invite people into his castle. The son is killed. This paves the way for a metaphor about Jesus.

The Promise- #4 in the Bible Series, Bob Williams Talks about Abraham while a Suicide Bombing goes by.

Ranson- A woman is kidnapped and preaches to her kidnappers.

Real Heat- #15 in the bible Series, Bob talks to a survivor of a fire and preaches about Catholicism, Shadrach Mescheach, and Abendago.

Reverend Wonderful- A well-admired pastor is killed in a plane crash and finds out he was not saved.

Room 310- One dying man coverts another dying man to Christianity successfully.

Royal Affair- As a senator's marraige falls apart, his attourney talks about David and Bathsheba.

The Sacrifice- The Story of Abraham's Children.

Satan's Master- Like Dark Dungeons, but Without D and D.

The Scam- #9 in the Bible Series, A couple is conned and Bob talks to them about how Gideon conned Joshua.

Scream!- #21 in the Bible Series, not to be confused with the 1996 Film or its 2+ sequels. Yet another Fire Survivor talks with Bob and is converted.

The Scoundrel- The rivalry of Esau and Jacob.

The Secret- A drunken wife-beater is converted to Christ IN JAIL.

The Secret of Prayer- Chick Talks about men and Prayer.

Sin Busters- Two students talk about the ten Commandments.

Sin City- #3 in the Bible Series, not to be confused with the recent Robert Rodriguez film of the same name, this tract is like Doom Town, but with Bob Williams.

The Sissy- 2 Truck drivers learn that God is not a sissy. The Weirdcrap site has 2 parodies.

The Sky Lighter- A kid is raised by Muslims for a holy war nobody really is fignting in.

The Slugger- A baseball star gets cancer and is saved just in time for death so he can leave his inheritance to his gardner.

Somebody Goofed- Widely considered to be a classic, this tract has a man converting a kid to Atheism just in time for both to Die.

Somebody loves me- Another Classic, a boy is beaten and left for dead, but lives long enough to see the message "JEsus Loves you. "

Something in Common- Chick talks about how much we as people have in common.

Soul Story- Chick dabbles in Blaxploitation?

Squatters- According to him, ISlam and the vatican are in league to destroy Israel.

The storyteller- An Islam boy is saved, and he tries to save another Islamic Boy.

Superman?- Chick's Story of Sampson.

The Superstar- Like The Slugger, but with Soccer.