Friday, November 04, 2005

Issue 20

News: Separation of Church and State.
As one might guess, I am strongly for the idea of Separation of Church and State. SEPERATE: like John and Paul, Church and State, not "Sturch" or "Chate". Sadly, most people here are strongly against the idea, claiming that the words "Separation of Church and State" are not mentioned in the Constitution. Oddly enough, it never mentions that the USA should be a Theocracy, either. Come to Think of It, The only time Religion is mentioned is in the Establishment Clause of the First amendment, and the section in which it bans a religious test to serve for office. Besides, the founding fathers knew full well of what would happen if we became a Theocracy; They left Europe with scenes of theocratic violence in their memories that would make Pier Paolo Pasolini's pet goat vomit. Sadly, most people forget these things and fight for the melding of two seperate entities that are like Sodium and Water to set up a volatile combination that could destroy us all. In fact, I think this might be why Conservatives want to spend most of our money on bombing campaigns of third world countries, so that Education is neglected, and the teachers have little motivation to teach meaningfully. With that, they give students bad grades, which the "Christian Right" claims is from a lack of school prayer, ending up setting off a domino chain of events turning us into a Fundementalist Theocracy. Of course, I could be "misunderestimating" the Right, as if it was even a word. I wouldn't be surprised if people actually think it is a word.

Film Review: Good Night and Good Luck. I just saw this film about Edward R. Murrow's war against Senator McCarthy and I give it a good thumbs up and truly believe it deserves the Best Picture at the Oscars.

Film Idea: Film Festival. This film is an Altmanesque film about a festival of the first 60 years of film and two extremist groups crusading against it because of The Birth of a Nation and Public Enemy being screened there.

Quote of the Day: "1985."
____________Some idiot in my latin class.

Link of the Day: http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mfeid/vtpage/milkmovie.htm

Tract Review: Kidnapped- A girl is kidnapped and after praying, is found by a policeman.

Killer Storm- Noah's ark and why that thing on Mt. Ararat is it.

Kiss the Protestants goodbye- Jack's Protestant theory that The Church has the name of every Protestant in its computer in the Vatican for future persecution. Apparently, he has the CIA confused With the VatICAn.

The LAst Generation- IT is the future, Christians are persecuted again. This is without a doubt, the most demented and insane tract Jack has ever written.

The Last Judge- Bob Talks to a judge about a judge: Samuel. 11 of 25 in the bible series.

Last Rites- A catholic is killed and is judged by God. Watch out for these at every Youth Day.

The Letter- Why people should pass out Chick Tracts.

Li'L Susy- A remake of a previous tract with a new character. With a subplot about Divorce.

Lisa- A jobless man watches porno and molests his mostly unseen daughter, and his neighbour wants in on it, too. She gets herpes and the Doctor turns him on to Christ. Only the daughter is punished, sadly.

The Little Bride- Li'l Susy points out all discrepancies in the Koran, and says everything in the Bible is True.

The Little Ghost- A girl prosceletizes to trick or treating kids.

The Little Princess- A terminally ill girl is converted to Christ and dies and goes to heaven.

The Long Trip- A man is shown from birth to 62 years, and is saved by the Gospel. He dies and goes to hell.

The Loser- A suicidal loser with cancer is converted to Christ.

Love Story- Who loves you, Baby? Not kojak, but Christ.

Love the Jewish People- Not something one would expect from a Fundementalist, More of Chick's ramblings on how The Holocaust was an inquisition.

The Mad Machine- How God can help the World's insanity.

The Man in Black- Not about Johnny Cash, but a tract about Bob Williams teaching a Suicidal Catholic priest to love Christ (read: Become Protestant). 23 in 25 of the Bible Series.

The Missing Day- A man talks about the Thanksgiving story to his dysfunctional family in a religious right. Yet another quoting of Nietzsche out of context.

Miss Universe- The story of Esther, not a beauty pageant.

The Monster- A secretary Saves her Boss.

Murph- A Catholic Policeman learns about Protestantism.

My Name in the Vatican? - Same tract as Kiss the Protestants goodbye.

The Nervous Witch- Bob Williams saves his family from Satan. 12 of 25 in the bible series.

No Fear- A man kills himself and goes to hell.

One Way- With a rare use of Color in a Chick Tract, He explains without Words why God is the one way through salvation.

The Only Hope- Why these are the LAtter Days of Revelation.

The Outcast- A battered Hooker is told about Rahab and is Saved.

The Outsider- The Story of Ruth

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