Issue 51

News: The Well Tempered Rocker.
I recently recorded an entire album's worth of material and I have arranged it to be categorized like Bach's Well Tempered Clavier.
Tracks In Order (Songs subject to change, Original Artists in parentheses).
1. C Major- Like a Rolling Stone (Bob Dylan)
2. C Minor- Sweet Dreams (Eurhythmics)
3. C# major- When I'm 64 (Beatles)
4. C# minor- California Dreamin (Mamas and Papas)
5. D Major- Mellow Yellow (Donovan)
6. D Minor- Sultans of Swing (Dire Straits)
7. Eb Major- Kiss Me (Sixpence none the Richer)
8. Eb Minor- I'm Only Sleeping (Beatles)
9. E Major- I'm on Fire (Bruce Springsteen)
10. E Minor- Heart of Gold (Neil Young)
11. F Major- Space Oddity (David Bowie)
12. F Minor- Dream On (Aerosmith)
13. F# Major- Yellow Submarine (Beatles)
14. F# Minor- Billie Jean (Michael Jackson)
15. G Major-All You need is Love (Beatles)
16. G Minor- Kiss from a Rose (Seal)
17. Ab Major-American Idiot (Green Day)
18. Ab Minor- Hit the Road Jack (Ray Charles)
19. A Major- Stand by Me (Ben E. King)
20. A Minor- House of the Rising Sun (Traditional)
21. Bb Major- Strawberry Fields Forever (Beatles)
22. Bb Minor-Total eclipse of the Heart (Hurra Torpedo)
23. B Major- California Girls (Beach Boys)
24. B Minor- Hotel California (Eagles)
All Songs are performed by me and my guitar with nobody else. As mentioned before, tracks schedueled to change

Band Name of the Day: Uncle Elizabeth. The name comes from a stray cat one character picks up in the movie I Remember Mama.

Film Idea of the Day: A group of fundementalist youth create their own Rock n Roll/D n D club. Swing Kids Meets Footloose.

Film Review of the Day: Proof. In this movie, Jake Gyllenhaal (am I spelling that correctly?) discovers a proof in the notebook of a famous scientist which may prove something mathemeticians have been trying to prove for millennia.

Quote of the Day: On Saturday night, I would see men lusting after half-naked girls dancing at the carnival, and on Sunday morning when I was playing organ for tent-show evangelists at the other end of the carnival lot, I would see these same men sitting in the pews with their wives and children, asking God to forgive them and purge them of carnal desires. And the next Saturday they'd be back at the carnival or some other place of indulgence. I knew then that the Christian church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out no matter how much it is purged or scoured by any white-light religion.
______Anton LaVey

Link of the Day: An insane gangsta preacher prosceletyzes and swears constantly on an old Public Access TV series. You Have Been Warned.

Tract Reviews: Here Kitty Kitty- A young girl is going to have her cat sacrificed to the devil and her teacher hears about this, saves the cat's life and the girl's soul. Notably, there seems to be a new third artist whose style doesn't seem to have anything in common with Chick's sketching or Fred B. Carter's oil paintings.
Soul Sisters- The Black Tract version of Best Friend.

Interesting Note: Thomas Pynchon's sixth novel Against the Day is schedueled to be released on Tuesday, November 21.